In the midst of having her two oldest children move out, my mom has been coping with her newfound spare time by cooking ALL OF THE TIME, FOR EVERYONE! Most of our appliances are pretty up-to-date… but our stove is a dinosaur. It’s small and lopsided, and it takes at least ten minutes to heat up. It’s one that has raised cooking rings, which are all tilted and wobbly. There are chipped and burned spots from where my (brilliant) older brother accidentally melted a silver cooking pot on not only the stove, but all over the counter and sink, too.
My mom dreams of a fabulous kitchen makeover in the same way that some people wish to win the lottery. So, this Christmas, I want to surprise her with the sleek new stove she’s been dreaming of!
My goal is $500 by Christmas— about $300 short of what the estimation for the stove will actually be.
Long story short, I’m trying to buy my mom a stove for Christmas, so I’m drawing YOUR GORGEOUS BEING for only $2!
Buy one for yourself! Buy one for you mom and dad! Buy one for your grandma! Buy one for your dog! Buy one for ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS! Buy one for your family and send it out as a Christmas card! Buy one for each of your friends and use them as trading cards! Buy them for your pets and use them to brag about what beautiful domesticated animals you have!
All you have to do is send pictures of who/what you want drawn to email@example.com! Each person/animal is $2, so if you send me a picture of you and your dog, it will be $4 total!
TURN THIS » INTO THIS
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If this works (and I’m hoping it will!) I’ll only have to draw 250 of these bad mamma-jamma’s by Christmas/New Years (that’s about 10 a day!)
Please shoot me an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org if you’re interested in ordering one or two or two-hundred-fifty of these awesome little cartoons! The money will be sent through Paypal, I’ve got a fundraiser going on HERE, where you can pay for your drawing or donate (even if you don’t have a Paypal account!).
REMEMBER, when you are paying for your drawing, enter your CORRECT first and last name/e-mail, so I know that it’s you!
THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who helps out! It’s greatly appreciated!
LET’S GET CRACKIN’!